Now, THAT is some funny shit!

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:37 pm

An old PF Pool room thread that I just saw for the first time.

Relate on sooooo many levels.

http://www.performanceforums.com/forums ... 531&page=1

Enjoy

BTW, swear warning!

Damo

TurboZ.Dude · Post by **TurboZ.Dude** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:52 am

WTF lol

Post by **The Renegade** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:07 pm

Words that escaped from between my gritted teeth just the other day when I put the new inlet on the Rotor.

Post by **tassuperkart** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:43 pm

THAT reduced me to a useless teary mess for quite some time!
Thats the funniest shit Ive read in a long time!
OMFG thats GOLD! Priceless!

I am in control of my anger/temper as a rule but I must admit I lost it the day I tapped off the turbine housing unevenly off my pristine condition R33 ceramic wheeled BB turbo resulting in a broken blade.
That fucken turbo learnt to fly (and subsequently land hard) on several occasions and i ruined its day totally with a fucken hammer up its fucken arsehole, repeatedly untill the rest of the fucken blades fell out in very small pieces.....!!!!

I felt better after that...first time I spat the dummy that hard in many years!!!

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Damo · Post by **Damo** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:52 pm

tassuperkart wrote:THAT reduced me to a useless teary mess for quite some time!
Thats the funniest shit Ive read in a long time!
OMFG thats GOLD! Priceless!

I am in control of my anger/temper as a rule but I must admit I lost it the day I tapped off the turbine housing unevenly off my pristine condition R33 ceramic wheeled BB turbo resulting in a broken blade.
That fucken turbo learnt to fly (and subsequently land hard) on several occasions and i ruined its day totally with a fucken hammer up its fucken arsehole, repeatedly untill the rest of the fucken blades fell out in very small pieces.....!!!!

I felt better after that...first time I spat the dummy that hard in many years!!!

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Hahahhahahhahahahhahaaaa, you funny old bastard

It must be a VG/RB thing.

Many moons ago, I 'helped' pull appart a single ceramic VG30 turbo, and chipped the exy wheel!!!!!!!!, just a small sliver across the exducer bore. So I had to purchase it. Mind you, it has seen 20psi+ for a few years and never given trouble. It is a 7 blade ex wheel so it is a given that the thing is out of balance, but has never given any trobule.
It made way for the 25.

How big was the chip?

Damo

Post by **tassuperkart** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:21 pm

Damo wrote: How big was the chip?
Damo

The larger percentage of an entire blade!!!!!!!!!

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photoglossy · Post by **photoglossy** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:13 pm

Aussie humor???

Post by **tassuperkart** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:53 pm

Humour???? errr...no M8 Aussie damage! Wasnt funny at all and I bet Damo swore the same when he damaged his!!!
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Damo · Post by **Damo** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:44 pm

tassuperkart wrote:Humour???? errr...no M8 Aussie damage! Wasnt funny at all and I bet Damo swore the same when he damaged his!!!
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Sorta, more like (Ohhhhhhmyfuckinggod!!!!!!!............Ijustbrokea....$350 turbo.....that doesn't belong to me) as I slowly melt into the grass and my face turns beetroot at my blunder.

I lost my schiznit when doing the tiles in the shower basin. Just spent 20mins hand cutting with a diamond blade two tiles to fit around the circular drain. Mortar the base then gently, tap tap tap.......tap tap tap CRACK! F@#KINGC%$TOFASONOFABITCHBASTARDSLUTASSLICKINGUSELESSF#$KS%!TWHOREBAG!!
Then proceeded to punch as hard as I could the cracked tile dead centre into the concrete basin. Needless to say that I should have counted back from 10.

Damo

TurboZ.Dude · Post by **TurboZ.Dude** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:51 pm

tassuperkart wrote:That fucken turbo learnt to fly (and subsequently land hard) on several occasions and i ruined its day totally with a fucken hammer up its fucken arsehole, repeatedly untill the rest of the fucken blades fell out in very small pieces.....!!!!

I felt better after that...first time I spat the dummy that hard in many years!!!

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Oops hehehe... which reminds me, I did something similar to a cardboard box just recently, almost totally lost control (which is unusual for me). The damned box was in the way and didn't want to come out of the closet (no, this is not a gay joke

). It was stuck and I couldn't get it out and I lost my temper because I was in a bit of a hurry. I ripped the cardboard box out of the closet and "killed" it. The 60x40x30 cm box was in small pieces in less than a minute!

I sounded a bit like this while doing it: grmfffgrrrrrgrgrgrgrrrrrAAAAAAHHHHRRRRMRGRGRGR!!!!! Haven't done anything like this on vehicle parts though.

Post by **Ash** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:58 am

i lost count of the shit i've lost it with and destroyed! off the top of my head though, 2 cars, 2 Sega Dreamcasts, an X Box and numerous controllers, numerous PS2 controllers, 3 Guitars, a Guitar Amp, a T25, a digital camera, a jumpstarter, a car battery, nearly my 55" plasma a couple of times with my cordless mouse flying ever so close once and once hitting the edge then me mashing it into the wall behind and putting a big dent in the wall. theres heaps of other shit like just recently fucking reverse in my Falcadore by being very pissed off holding the go pedal too the floor mashing it in reverse and dropping the clutch out my driveway! it done about 3 or 4 bunny hops then jumped out of gear. bent selector maybe? eh
i admit i have a shocking temper! i just put it down to being half Scottish?

1 thing i try very hard not to do though is touch my ET in anger! although once i slammed the drivers side door and smashed the window.

having a bad temper can cause a lot more damage than just the objects you destroy. having kids see you losing your head can really influence their behavour which i have just realised with mine! and can cause relationships to end or come close to it which i have only recently come to realise!

if you have a bad temper and tend to smash things, verbally or physically abuse people including loved ones then maybe you should get proffesional help because you might be damaging more than you realise?

et_rider · Post by **et_rider** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:32 am

Ash wrote:
having a bad temper can cause a lot more damage than just the objects you destroy. having kids see you losing your head can really influence their behavour which i have just realised with mine! and can cause relationships to end or come close to it which i have only recently come to realise!

if you have a bad temper and tend to smash things, verbally or physically abuse people including loved ones then maybe you should get proffesional help because you might be damaging more than you realise?

Yep been there had the same problems with every thing you have said lol.

Except all of myne was at the poosar lol. I once thruw a spanner at a wall in the shed, because a bolt wouldnt come lose just my luck the missus walked in as i did, missed her face by about 2ml. That one kicked up a shit storm so now when i cant get that bolt un dun i get a smoke and a beer then get the air compressor and sit there wile that does it for me. If it then still proceeds to stay in its stupid hole and not come un done then i get a grinder then watch that there stubborn bolt stick lol