evski88 wrote:a son asks his dad what's the difference between "theoretically" & "realistically". dad says that's hard, but i have a idea. ask mum would she sleep with the milkman for 1million dollars. "mum says yes". dad says now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the newspaper man for 2million dollars. sister says yes. well there you go son, that's your answer,theoretically we're sitting on 3million dollars,but realistically we're living with 2 sluts.
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let me kno if that was 2 much if not i got plenty more haha
The next state of origin broadcast has been moved to the adult channel. Apparently 17 NSW assholes being hammered for 80 minutes is too explicit for free to air...
Be warned. shopping scam in coles while packing shopping in car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18yr old girls in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits hanging out and ask for a lift to the next shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other. Then 1 climbs in front and sucks you off. The other then nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last tues & wed, twice on thurs, and again on saturday. be carefull.
dad and 6yr old son in garden see 2 spiders & son asks "is that a mummy-long legs under that daddy-long legs?" Dad says "No son, there are no mummy-longlegs only daddy-longlegs." Dad felt very proud of his answer until son stomps on both saying, "we'll have none of that gay Shit in our garden, hey dad!!"
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work
leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't
driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and
the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's
help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our
bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and
the neighbour's daughter is 22.
We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke
down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past
six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go
from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever
since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He
won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is
no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes
and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.
If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
injectors.
Subject: FW: Worth thinking about Peter Cosgrove interview
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!"
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
in all honesty dude these cars are shit but they have so much character, are fun and go fairly well when running right. we still play around with these things because they are a fun addictive little shitbox! - Ash
in all honesty dude these cars are shit but they have so much character, are fun and go fairly well when running right. we still play around with these things because they are a fun addictive little shitbox! - Ash