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STUPID IRONIC DUMB injuries (self inflicted)

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I did myself a small injury yesterday at work,

I burnt (heat burn) myself on a .............. wait for it .................. a fricken FRIDGE!!


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Yup I did this a couple of years ago, I was jacking up my old astra, with a hydrolic jack. Looking underneath the car and put my hand on the jack and pinched my finger in the jack leaver as i was jacking up fast and hard.... I almost fainted after I did it!!!!!

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Its not as noticeable but its a really deep scar and I feel like a dick telling you....

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I got my lips stuck on an icy pole at Floriade one year after the dry ice penetrated the wrapper. Took about 5 minutes of licking around the top of the icypole (obviously for the inside) to get my bleeding lips off. Very embarrassing outdoors in a crowded area. Even more embarrassing telling this story but at my age, I don't give a shit.
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i once jammed my finger between a disc rotor and a rim(19' by the way) when the bastard wouldnt come off when i wanted it too but fell off when i wasnt expecting it lost a nail and it is now retarded looking.
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Re: STUPID IRONIC DUMB injuries (self inflicted)

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Damo wrote:I did myself a small injury yesterday at work,

I burnt (heat burn) myself on a .............. wait for it .................. a fricken FRIDGE!!


Anyone else?


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Pfffft! Surely you have had a turbo burn before??!! :shock:
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Re: STUPID IRONIC DUMB injuries (self inflicted)

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photoglossy wrote:
Damo wrote:I did myself a small injury yesterday at work,

I burnt (heat burn) myself on a .............. wait for it .................. a fricken FRIDGE!!


Anyone else?


Damo
Pfffft! Surely you have had a turbo burn before??!! :shock:
Yes, mulitiple times. But the 'Ironic' in the subject heading refers to getting burnt by a fridge. :D


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Yer I hurt my wrist and hand once or twice in the shower...slipped off the end and whacked the soap dish................................. damn..................

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tassuperkart wrote:Yer I hurt my wrist and hand once or twice in the shower...slipped off the end and whacked the soap dish................................. damn..................

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ohh what a wanker.............. :roll:






















:? well someone had to say it

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Coming from you my friend...its a compliment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tassuperkart wrote:Yer I hurt my wrist and hand once or twice in the shower...slipped off the end and whacked the soap dish................................. damn..................

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thats what happens when you have a shower with your husband
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Shutup...BITCH!!!
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shanec86 wrote:
tassuperkart wrote:Yer I hurt my wrist and hand once or twice in the shower...slipped off the end and whacked the soap dish................................. damn..................

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thats what happens when you have a shower with your husband
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ROFLMAO!

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tassuperkart wrote:Yer I hurt my wrist and hand once or twice in the shower...slipped off the end and whacked the soap dish................................. damn..................

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Slipped of the wifey and hurt yourself :P
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baz wrote:
tassuperkart wrote:Yer I hurt my wrist and hand once or twice in the shower...slipped off the end and whacked the soap dish................................. damn..................

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Slipped of the wifey and hurt yourself :P

Hahahahahaha I was dating this chick who her ex put her throw the thick stained glass.

And another EX of mine came out of the shower at my house, fainted as she walked out of the room and put her head through the really thick stained glass that looks like thick beer bottle bottoms. cut her head, cut deep in her neck SO SO SO!!! close to her throat. she was in a towel a mate and brother had to help her out. all when i was at work.


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