Same horse, different jockey.Panda_ET wrote:Automated teller machine money machine?
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God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven. The man says he'll try. God visits him a week later to see how he's getting on. Not bad says the man, I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to fuck her up the arse. They don't like that in heaven God replies. The man says "they're not to fuckin happy about it in Woolworths either.
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that is pure 100% well spun shit! fucking hilarious!!!!BennyET wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Mazda-121-shades ... 255abf56ca
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A truckie arrives at a whore house in Kalgoorlie after being on the road for 3 weeks, slaps $500 on the counter and says, I'll have the ugliest bitch you have and a burnt chop. The madam says, sir with that kind of money you could have the hottest girl here and a 3 course dinner. The truckie says, I'm not fuckin horny, just homesick.
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that 121 fella has heaps of stuff for sale all hilarious
that 121 fella has heaps of stuff for sale all hilarious
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**A son asks**
a son asks his dad what's the difference between "theoretically" & "realistically". dad says that's hard, but i have a idea. ask mum would she sleep with the milkman for 1million dollars. "mum says yes". dad says now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the newspaper man for 2million dollars. sister says yes. well there you go son, that's your answer,theoretically we're sitting on 3million dollars,but realistically we're living with 2 sluts.
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let me kno if that was 2 much if not i got plenty more haha
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let me kno if that was 2 much if not i got plenty more haha
83 fish in a tank
83 fish in a tank.
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stop counting stupid,fish can't drown!
27 drowned.
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stop counting stupid,fish can't drown!