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OK This rhyme is sung to the tune "Sing-a-song-a-sixpence"
Ask you granny if you dont know the melody.
Sing a song a sixpence a penis full of puss
Four and twenty prostitutes a-riding on a bus
Fucking in the corridoors
Rorting on the stairs
You couldnt see the windows for the cunts and curly hairs!
L8r
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Ask you granny if you dont know the melody.
Sing a song a sixpence a penis full of puss
Four and twenty prostitutes a-riding on a bus
Fucking in the corridoors
Rorting on the stairs
You couldnt see the windows for the cunts and curly hairs!
L8r
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles
something she loved to.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much?"
"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles
something she loved to.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much?"
"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."
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A young aboriginal girl was getting married and her mother said "I'd better have a talk with you before you get married".
"Yeah mum, what do you want to talk about?" the young aboriginal girl asks.
"Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna want to put his most prized possession where you pee" the mother says
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The daughter replies "why the f*ck would he want to put his thongs in the sink?" ...........
"Yeah mum, what do you want to talk about?" the young aboriginal girl asks.
"Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna want to put his most prized possession where you pee" the mother says
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The daughter replies "why the f*ck would he want to put his thongs in the sink?" ...........
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