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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:18 pm

Panda_ET wrote:Automated teller machine money machine?
Same horse, different jockey.
Forcd4 wrote:Oh fuk no dude it's you a again, the oracle.

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Post by xr6eta » Fri May 14, 2010 1:22 am

God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven. The man says he'll try. God visits him a week later to see how he's getting on. Not bad says the man, I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to fuck her up the arse. They don't like that in heaven God replies. The man says "they're not to fuckin happy about it in Woolworths either.

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Post by Ash » Fri May 14, 2010 1:40 am

your on a GOLD roll Glenn! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by BennyET » Thu May 27, 2010 10:48 pm

I understand the need for conformity. Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense.

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Post by Ash » Thu May 27, 2010 11:19 pm

that is pure 100% well spun shit! fucking hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by EXAMADNESS » Thu May 27, 2010 11:35 pm

:lol: :lol:
Mazda FE powered 2.0 16v N12 exa : http://forum.n12turbo.com/viewtopic.php?t=6592
Mazda 2.5 v6 KLDE into Nissan Exa "project" : http://forum.n12turbo.com/viewtopic.php?t=7442

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Post by xr6eta » Fri May 28, 2010 9:50 am

Ash wrote: that is pure 100% well spun shit! fucking hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Why are we laughing, he's asking more and will probably get more than most of us would get for our E15's. Maybe we should start a SHADES forum.

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Post by xr6eta » Fri May 28, 2010 9:53 am

What's the difference between marmalade and jam. You can't marmalade your cock up a chicks arse.

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Post by xr6eta » Fri May 28, 2010 9:56 am

A truckie arrives at a whore house in Kalgoorlie after being on the road for 3 weeks, slaps $500 on the counter and says, I'll have the ugliest bitch you have and a burnt chop. The madam says, sir with that kind of money you could have the hottest girl here and a 3 course dinner. The truckie says, I'm not fuckin horny, just homesick.

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Post by tassuperkart » Fri May 28, 2010 7:14 pm

I’ve caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly cunt?"
It’s not yours is it?
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Post by BennyET » Fri May 28, 2010 10:03 pm

Q: if a big condom goes on a big cock and a small condom goes on a small cock... what goes on a soft cock?

A: a NSW origin jersey
I understand the need for conformity. Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense.

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Post by Panda_ET » Fri May 28, 2010 10:35 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/BodyCraft-K1-Hea ... 255acded98

that 121 fella has heaps of stuff for sale all hilarious
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Post by SET23L » Fri May 28, 2010 10:43 pm

BennyET wrote:Q: if a big condom goes on a big cock and a small condom goes on a small cock... what goes on a soft cock?

A: a NSW origin jersey

thats GOLD benny

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**A son asks**

Post by evski88 » Fri May 28, 2010 10:48 pm

a son asks his dad what's the difference between "theoretically" & "realistically". dad says that's hard, but i have a idea. ask mum would she sleep with the milkman for 1million dollars. "mum says yes". dad says now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the newspaper man for 2million dollars. sister says yes. well there you go son, that's your answer,theoretically we're sitting on 3million dollars,but realistically we're living with 2 sluts.
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let me kno if that was 2 much if not i got plenty more :) haha

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83 fish in a tank

Post by evski88 » Fri May 28, 2010 10:52 pm

83 fish in a tank.
27 drowned.
how many fish are left??
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stop counting stupid,fish can't drown!

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