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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 7:43 pm

Now THAT is fucken funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn I laughed hard!!!!!!!!!
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 7:57 pm

OK This rhyme is sung to the tune "Sing-a-song-a-sixpence"
Ask you granny if you dont know the melody.

Sing a song a sixpence a penis full of puss
Four and twenty prostitutes a-riding on a bus
Fucking in the corridoors
Rorting on the stairs
You couldnt see the windows for the cunts and curly hairs!

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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 7:57 pm

Whats white and slimy and hangs from the clouds?

The coming of christ
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:00 pm

I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to
check her balance.

So I pushed her over........
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:02 pm

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles
something she loved to.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much?"
"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:03 pm

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:04 pm

A young aboriginal girl was getting married and her mother said "I'd better have a talk with you before you get married".
"Yeah mum, what do you want to talk about?" the young aboriginal girl asks.
"Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna want to put his most prized possession where you pee" the mother says
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The daughter replies "why the f*ck would he want to put his thongs in the sink?" ...........
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:06 pm

An elephant asked a camel, 'Why are your tits on your back?'
'Well,' says the camel, 'I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face.
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:08 pm

Token girly joke:

No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis, that ejaculates money.'
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:10 pm

Vicar books into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled!'

Receptionist says 'No it's just ordinary porn ... you sick fuck!'
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Post by Panda_ET » Thu May 13, 2010 8:12 pm

Automated teller machine money machine?
Low Slow and Sarcastic
Always Oscar Mike on the AO

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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:12 pm

I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse again later. I love the
part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets
in the car and fucks off.
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:14 pm

Wife say's to husband, 'Doctor says I have the tits and ass of an 18 year old'
Husband says 'What about your 40 year old cunt?'
Wife says ' We didn't ask about you'
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:16 pm

A female al-queda terrorist was found dead today in her bathroom.
Police believe she got her anthrax mixed up with her tampax and blew up the wrong cunt.
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Post by tassuperkart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:17 pm

I told you not to start me didnt I!
If I have offended anybody, good, go bash it up youre arse.
More later
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