RANDOM

Post by **tassuperkart** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:46 am

IT'S A LIE.....................I dont even know the girl!

ET 4 EVA · Post by **ET 4 EVA** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:18 pm

GIRL? WHAT GIRL? i heard it was a guy

SiniT · Post by **SiniT** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:23 pm

Post by **Ash** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:22 am

POO PARTICLES

Panda_ET · Post by **Panda_ET** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:55 am

pubes

Aaidan · Post by **Aaidan** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:45 pm

you'll have to speak up.... im wearing a towel

SiniT · Post by **SiniT** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:51 pm

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle.

They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
"Dis looks loik a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says,

"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE...

Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.

He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hello, Paddy, watch dis," Seamus says.

He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.

He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.

Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"

IT IS NOT OVER YET...

Paddy is still reeling in the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which
he pulls a chicken.

Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and kills himself.

Once more Paddy shakes his head.

"Fook dis, first I lost was Gerry with his budgie jumping,

den Seamus parrotshooting, and now Sean and his fook'n hen gliding!"

Post by **Ash** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:58 pm

dexi_styles · Post by **dexi_styles** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:29 pm

What was that Mr Edd??

Post by **The Renegade** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:34 pm

Get it? GET IT? GET IT???

(It's the bunch of islanders who formed a "band" and called themselves .... RANDOM!!!!! )

Post by **tassuperkart** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:53 pm

This is a RANDOM thread
Jokes go elsewhere.
L8tr
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dexi_styles · Post by **dexi_styles** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:19 pm

THANKS TO ME!!!!!!!

Post by **The Renegade** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:09 pm

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Post by **The Renegade** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:00 pm

If there is a statue in the park of a person on a horse, and it has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle;
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle;
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Post by **Ash** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:00 am

If there is a statue in the park of a person on a horse, and it's hangin a turd then the person was an asshole!